went to the movies with my ex and at one point I guess she got bored so she ran her fingers across my lips unexpectedly, and I kinda licked my lips, and looked over at her and she was tryna be intimate by being intimate with herself so i over-animated my reaction by turning towards her with the popcorn in hand, grabbing a handful and said "go on" and then as she did I in my lulz before all mentality at the time took some of said handful of popcorn and said "...now the popcorn tastes like pussy" and she didnt find it funny till about 2 hours later but also told me if i do that again she push me into traffic on the walk home from said movies.
I dunno. Nothing has impressed me all that much. I mean, I loved John Wick 3 as an action movie but that’s sorta a separate category in my head. I guess I’d have to say Climax. You’d hate it.