Sigh. Spring break is over. Go back to school tomorrow. I should prolly check and see if I had homework lawl.
Alright y’all. I’m about to attempt something absolutely fuckin bonkers. I’m going to try and go to sleep right now. I dunno when I last went to sleep at this hour but it’s been a long time. Even moreso, I’m going to attempt to get up at 5 and be at the gym by 6. By “try” I mean I’m gonna fail but a dog can dream
Fuck everything lol. I was falling in and out of sleep when somehow my eye catches what looks to be something massive crawling across the ceiling. I thought my eyes were deceiving me so I turn on some lights and nope, there is definitely something crawling on my ceiling, although, the way the light hit it had made it look a lot bigger than it actually was. I could clearly tell at this point that it was a spider. But all be god damned if this wasn’t the smartest spider ever. It knew exactly where to hide and evade. And then when I thought I had it trapped and could squish this fucker, it falls to the ground. I grab my shoe to crush it and this homie is like hellllllla fast and evades my first attempt but then I went down b donkey kong on the fucker and smashed him until he was a pulp. I dunno what kind of spider it was, didn’t look like a standard house spider to me. So, I guess life is trolling me for trying to go to sleep early or whatever