The littlejohn Memorial Music Chat Thread • Page 545

Real talk though. Dad Jeans and Mom Pants is a strong back to back band lineup.

 

Better than Nicholas Cage and Papa Roach??

 

How did I just walk into a conversation that involves Nicholas Cage and Papa Roach?

 

TEAR MY HEART OPEN
OH NO NOT THE BEES

 

YES!

 

fuck bees

 

I hate bees.

 

I want to clap his cheeks

 

YASSSS DADDY YAS

 

BUT WE NEED THEM! or whatever, I'm not an expert.....

 

Honey bees are cool af.

The bees that fucking chase me down the street every spring/summer can suck a dick.

 

They're just misunderstood lol.


Except no they're not they're assholes and they do it on purpose.

 

Like they are just waiting for me. every year. without fail.

 

You mean wasps and hornets?

 

yeah...those assholes.

 

I'm picturing you peeking your head out every time you leave your place and then getting chased by a swarm

 

Not even kidding I have to do this. We have these red wasps down here, they don’t make nests they just kinda travel around. Since I’m near a creek and a forest line, they love to populate my front yard all summer. They will literally fly into my house when I open the door. And they’re angry assholes so they’ll chase you when you walk out

 

RED WASPS?????? remind me to never visit your state. OMG I'm going to have nightmares.

 

We also have brown recluse spiders


Black widows


And that’s just the bugs!!

TENNESSEE- Because even the wildlife hates us and wants us dead

 

I think maybe you should burn your house down.

 

That just leaves me unsheltered for them