Hey Siri: I haven’t had Taco Bell in a month and I’ve been consistently working out for like 2 weeks. Where tf are my abs?
Now that spring break is basically over I’m cutting out alcohol for the rest of the month ( and prolly the first week of May to make it a solid 30 days) in an effort to save money and cut down on weight. Cutting out alcohol isn’t really hard but I dunno what the heck my friends and I are gonna do together
This was an interaction that happened the other day Me: Siri, play the album [Untitled] by mewithoutYou Siri: playing untitled by Brand New Me: REEE. SIRI, PLAY THE ALBUM [UNTITLED] BY MEWITHOUTYOU Siri: Ok. Playing untitled by Brand New Me: YOU ******* ***** *** **** **** ******!!!!!!! PLAY UNTITLED BY MEWITHOUT YOU Siri: ok. Playing mewithoutYou *plays A——> B Life* Drove me bonkers. I get so angry at technology.
Seeing Copeland tonight. Venue is next to Donut Friend. Might have to break my good eating habits :////
Just watched Infinity War (I’ve already seen it) on Netflix and my girlfriend and I paused it multiple times to go to the bathroom and then later to eat. It’s 30 minutes shorter than Endgame lmao