After I paid and ate my hot dog my spouse told me over text that she wanted soy milk instead of almond milk so I offered to return it and we'll get soy milk at heb this week. Not often. I think the turkey incident was the first time that's happened.
https://www.costco.com/warehouse-locations/pflugerville-tx-1322.html dear costco, a little bit ago, a man made an unusual return - almond milk that he had just purchased! i don't have any way to identify him other than that he looks like he'd post in online forums a lot and there's a good chance that he was either eating a hot dog or had hot dog (or mustard) remnants on his shirt. what i need from you - please send me any information you have on this man. a name and an address would be a good start. love, andrew
i hope nobody has ever looked at me and thought "hmm... that guy looks like he'd post in online forums a lot"
I feel it could be a sub plot of an episode of Seinfeld where George has to do the same thing that I did
Larry could pull this off on curb also. I even blame Walmart a little but since they didn't have bags at that checkout register so I'm sure Larry would literally tell them that it's their fault it got lost in the car.
My friend was suprised I like Simple Creatures EP and says it’s different than my usual style. I’m like “bruh it has Mark Hoppus, do you even know me?”
Forgot to add broccoli and a block of sharp cheddar and a block of mild cheddar I'm probably going to start a diet on Wednesday.