The littlejohn Memorial Music Chat Thread • Page 302

That's why they keep me around.

 

Probably unhinge his jaw and swallow it whole like a snake.

 

Fangs up!

 

Why does it need creamy homemade buffalo sauce? Is it not good on its own?

 

Oh Gabe. Wonder what he's been up to the last few years.

 

That guy looks like he is in a hospital gown and is ready for the inevitable heart attack from that burger.

 

You can never be too careful or too prepared for the inevitable.

 

it's literally from a place called the heart attack grill in vegas:

Heart Attack Grill Is Up Front About Slowly Killing You

 

It has been 1 month and 20 days since I quit smoking and all I can think about, because its so nice out today, is having one. Hate myself for not bringing a pair of sneakers to work today so I could go for a walk to ward off this craving.

 

NOw I want a cheese burger.

 

Chew some gum.

 

Whoa.

 

I don't have any with me sadly. I'll get through it. I still need to go heat up my lunch so that should help.

 

Eating pepperoni and Muenster sandwiches on Hawaiian buns and it's good.

 

dipping in ketchup?

 

Not this.

Would probably be good with marinara though

 

Have some rum?

 

That might increase the desire to smoke, actually.

 

Idek why we have to specify that we want a “cheeseburger.”

Cheese is such an obvious improvement, it should just automatically come on any hamburger.

 

If you need cheese on your burger it probably wasn’t good to begin with

 

Dude that looks seriously dope!

 

I just went outside and sat in the sun for about 15 minutes. Why does it have to go back down to 20 degrees tomorrow? Fuck you February.

 

You do not appreciate cheese the way it deserves.