The littlejohn Memorial Music Chat Thread • Page 290

It's still good though.

I know it's hard to believe that he'd be good in anything without Leah Remini.

 

The first girl I made out with was in first grade :bachnashrug:

 

Careful

 

@ComedownMachine alt confirmed

 

how old were you?

 

Yeah that sounds bad lol. We were both in the first grade!

 

I didn’t have my first kiss until I was 14

 

He is a known deviant

 

how much older was she?

 

She was also 14

Oldest I’ve dated is 6 months older than me youngest I’ve dated is a little less than 2 years younger

 

i don’t **** and tell

 

still in diapers probably

 

@KidLightning can I buy legal advice for chick fil a sandwiches from you?

 

I'm sure he'd work pro bono for you

gonna be nice and not make a U2 joke considering context

 

@iCarly Rae Jepsen and I will provide you with free legal advice

 

just keep it under $50 @littlejohn and there’s nothing they can do

 

I have to pay him something to get confidentiality.

Plus it would be great if they tried to challenge the confidentiality and asked what the payment terms were and it was just a chicken sandwich coupon that I stole haha. Just imagine that in a court transcript.

 

@Mr. Serotonin can help too especially if you have a question about BWW patios

 

allegedly

 

happy birthday @awwgereee and @dylan

 

i know that Dylan’s birthday is the same as that mewithoutyou song but I just wanted to inconvenience his day by tagging him in here

also I’m kind of drunk and eating hash browns

 

Hash browns are hella good. Do you put ketchup or bbq or anything on em?

 

fuck you

 

@littlejohn what do you put on your hash browns?

 

potatoesdontneedcondiments