I have no real investment in either team and just get more depressed realizing I will never see the lions in a superbowl so I'm going to pour some wine
He takes such small bites he would make it 25% of the way through an order before halftime ended. Edit: plus his frequent breaks to sip his venti Starbucks water
He would talk for like 10 minutes about the quality of the napkins and how old he was the first time he had taco bell