Can't believe I secured tickets to Better Oblivion Community Center and Third Eye Blind/Jimmy Eat Word tickets in back to back days.
It is, as they say, not a good look to refer to yourself as Esquire. That's an honorific that others are to bestow upon you. Also, when are you scheduled to become acetylated and then methylated into Mr. Melatonin?
The closest I will get to the outdoors is opening the back door to let the dog out. He still refuses to use the toilet.