Kid 1 said "my head is talking, its saying " I love you all "" Kid 2 said "my penis is talking and it's saying I love you! "
Me: I wish I could stay home everyday and take you to parks and do whatever we want but that's not the world we live in. Kid 2: nope, we live in Texas He's a pretty smart kiddo.
When I was a kid and got my first boners I thought something was wrong with me and that I was the only one that got it. I didnt know what it meant but that I could get it hard by thinking about pretty girls