The Joke Thread • Page 2

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Mind Goblin

Mind Goblin, who?

Mind Goblin Deez Nuts

 

I went to the paint store to get thinner





it didn’t work

 

sounds almost like a Steven Wright joke

 

I just wanna say because of this reply, I looked up this comedian and listened to I Have A Pony. It’s an instant favorite.

 

What’s the difference between a sweet potato fresh out of the over and a pig thrown off a balcony?

 

Two men are standing on opposite sides of a river. The first man says to the other "how do I get to the other side of the river?" The second man shouts back "you are on the other side of the river!"

 

why do breasts have nipples?

they’d be pointless without them

 

Where do bad rainbows go?

 

idk where?

 

Prism.
But it’s a light sentence and it gives them time to reflect

 

Is it something that rhymes yam with ham

 

One is a heated yam and the other is a yeated ham.

(I meant to put oven and not over in OP)

 

What is the difference between a lobster with big breasts and a dirty Grey Hound terminal?

 

Something busty crustacean, something something dusty bus station

 

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

:( Terrible I know.

 

Ding ding ding

 

why was the broom late for work?

it overswept

 

How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?

 

idk how?

 

“This is Patty” ??

 

“Meet patty”

 

Jinx

 

a skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer... and a mop"