The Horror Thread: Part 3D • Page 140

instantly in for anything with Milioti

 

Cristin Milioti should be in every single movie. I want to be sick of seeing her on my screen. I'm nowhere near sick. I'm healthy. I'm THRIVING. The amount of Cristin Milioti on my screen has me in the best health of my life. The doctors don't understand it, I'm going through tests, hooked up to machines, guys in labcoats looking at me funny all day. They're poking and prodding, hitting my knee with that little hammer. They don't understand what's going on. But it's simple, there's no Cristin Milioti on my screen. She's in maybe one, two movies a year. She should be in two movies every weekend. I want to see her on every single poster. I shouldn't be able to enter a movie theater without stumbling through an obstacle course of Cristin Milioti cardboard cutouts. I should be INJURED, SICK, and DYING with how much Cristin Milioti is being prominently featured in all of the upcoming films I'm excited to see. But I can't. Because we live in a world that eats at people's hearts and makes them stop believing in the magic of silver screen. If you ask me, this disgusting world we're forced to call home deserves all of what's coming for us.

 

now that's a shitpost I can agree with

 

we watched The Woman in the Yard tonight. Mum liked it but I thought it was an absolute slog, so boring. protagonist was infuriating to watch

 

Joe Bob's Cold, Cruel Christmas tomorrow night! Seems like one of the movies will be Curtains and with absolutely no insight whatsoever, I'm going to go on a limb and say the other could be Christmas, Bloody Christmas

 

Hearing good things about the new Silent Night, Deadly Night - apparently he fights an entire gathering of neo-Nazi santas? Lmao. Sounds like a far cry from the original, which I absolutely love, but I'm here for the goofy stuff

 

PRE-ORDER: Las Vegas Bloodbath DVD

Notorious SOV slasher Las Vegas Bloodbath up for pre-order. Comes with a bonus film and a 16 page booklet. The first release, Norwegian Drillbit Massacre set, is also on sale. Grab both and support independent horror distro. For all you TerrorVision sickos

 

Independent Horror Distributors stop charging $30 for a DVD challenge

(nah, I get it, but at least give me a blu-ray lol)

 

Hey the book and the transfer are worth it! Blu won’t upscale the source

 

yeah yeah, collecting is just a steep hobby to keep up with lol especially with a baby. would love to see this one, though.

 

Cozy on couch for drive in tonight. Setting up new switch while I’m at it

 

Hell yeah, Curtains is a hoot

I always want to get their exclusive FrightRahs merch but it's pretty pricey (obviously for charity)

 

Influencer sequel hit Shudder today and it's getting great reviews. I really enjoyed the first film.

 

lol the ice skating girl is a special kind of stupid. both an excellent skater until the killer shows up and doesnt know to use the literal blades on her feet to defend herself

 

Second movie is Iced and I've never seen it! Stoked.

Curtains' (non)ending is so bizarre and jarring lol

 

Iced is so fun

 

Baby is with my father-in-law tonight and I am lucky enough to have a distraction-free viewing, along with some cheap scotch

 

Wow, Shudder 's version of this looks like it was ripped directly from a VHS lol. Great vibes

 

Only know about Iced from RLM

 

you fuckers! /whine

such a great line lol

 

This is amazing lol truly a special kind of stupid (complimentary), whatever royalty-free music they're using is cracking me up. Someone driving through the snowy mountains while listening to a glam-rock song about baseball

 

god the ending to Iced is so stupid and silly. suddenly she has a kid who's way older than 5 and they built a snowman around the dude, i guess?

 

Primate looks fun.

 

I’m finally watching The Substance