The Horror Thread 2U • Page 354

I bought the lone copy of the Silent Night Deadly Night collection from Walmart on a whim and both I and the employee forgot to take off the anti-theft case. Gonna have to jailbreak this puppy

 

Surprise! I watched this so you don't have to. It was vile, I don't care who directed it. Don't watch this shit!

 

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We did best of the year list, but what are your favorite moments of the year?


Scream’s “It was an honor”
Pearl - Mia Goth’s monologue
X - Kid Cudi’s prosthetic penis
Bodies x3 - “You fucking trigger me”
Nope - Blood rain over house
Terrifier 2 - ten minute kill
Leatherface getting cancelled
Barbarian - Tess looking down the staircase
We’re All Going to the World’s Fair - slow deterioration of her mind
The Apology - erasing her daughters tape to record the confession.
My Best Friend’s Exorcism - worm scene

 

Great list! I’ll do mine when my brain is less scattered.

Forcing myself to get through The Changeling… it gets a lot of love but I’m pretty bored with it so far.

 

Rebecca Hall's monologue to the intern in Resurrection is probably my favourite this year. the digestion scene in Nope is up there too

 

It’s slow and methodical but it’s a solid film

 

Who said it was a prosthetic?

 

I’m putting my top 10 in spoiler tags just in case.

Scream 5 - Ghostface’s slow stand over Tara in the opening kitchen attack scene
Nope - Inside view of digestive tract..
Terrifier 2 - Art plays with Allie
Leatherface - Public transportation
Smile - Mommy growing into a tall fucking monster
Halloween Ends - Little shit’s spinal explosion from fall
Barbarian - The misleading tension between Tess and Keith
Fresh - Finale
Scream 5 - Revisiting the Macher Mansion
Halloween Ends - chainlink fence entrapment death

 

I know I'm super late to this, but here are my favorites of 2022. Solid year overall.

1. Nope
2. The Menu
3. Men
4. Hatching
5. The Innocents
6. Watcher
7. Skinamarink
8. Prey
9. Resurrection
10. Crimes of the Future

Honorable Mentions: Fresh, Scream, Mad God, Black Phone, Bodies Bodies Bodies, Barbarian, Bones and All

 

here's every horror movie I saw this year (mostly ranked) with most memorable scene in spoilers (sorry phone users)
1. Nope digestion
2. Barbarian staring down the staircase
3. Pearl monologue, "I'm a star!"
4. Bones and All ending, dude that chose to eat people
5. Prey all the white guys dying
6. Resurrection monologue, disembowelment
7. Watcher ending, her reaction anytime her husband gaslights her
8. Hellraiser anytime Jamie Clayton is on screen
9. Smile birthday cat, ending
10. We’re All Going to the World’s Fair glow-in-the-dark face

11-15.
Bodies x3, the way pete davidson died
Fresh, when she wakes up chained to the floor
The Menu, emoji emulsion
Sissy, car kill
X uh, also car kill
16-20.
The Black Phone, it's the wrong house
Crimes of the Future, ending
Umma, dress
Violent Night, chimney kill
Werewolf by Night uh idk the werewolf scene
21-25.
Deadstream, her face when he said her poems sucked--I felt that
Don’t Worry Darling, dinner scene
The Invitation, uh, also dinner scene
Men, birth
Prey for the Devil when they visited that dude's sister

 

Did a Last Broadcast // The Collingwood Story double-feature on Shudder tonight and I honestly can't recommend it more lol. Two cheesy, yet innovative horror flicks set in Jersey that made a path for some many found footage/computer screen horror films. Flawed, but so fun.

 

Last Broadcast is fun, never heard of the other one sounds like I need to check it out.

 

It's basically proto-Host. Again, corny, but in the best way. Very easy watch.

 

What’s really fun about being a horror fan is how forgiving we are to the genre because we love it. There’s really only ever like 1-3 actually great/perfected films a year in it, and then the rest are just like, what you like lol.

 

I watch more horror movies a year than any other genre. I'll take a mediocre horror over any other mediocre movie.

 

Agreed. Only forgiving to horror for mediocre and only return to mediocre horror.

With the exception of some Ben Stiller movies. I know they’re bad. I still find some hilarious like Along Came Polly if not solely for PSH.

 

I probably get more out of a mediocre superhero movie than most people on here and even I would prefer a mediocre horror movie over that, even in mediocrity horror can be fascinating or surprising on some level

 

Hit 365 movies for the year today.

 

Skinamarink was a big wet fart for me

 

We're All Going to the World's Fair was pretty decent. Perfect time of the year to watch it too

 

Finally got around to The Hand That Rocks the Cradle! I found it to be 20-some minutes too long, but the climax was worth the wait. I gotta go check out the Gourley and Rust episode they covers it now.

 

My fiancée went to bed early, so I ended my 2022 with a bang and threw on Terrifier 2. Absolutely loved it for all of its glut. David Howard Thornton and Lauren LaVera are so good in it, with Art The Clown being genuinely terrifying at times. The SFX would make Savini and Baker proud.

 

Started a movie club with some friends in 2023 and for my pick this week I’m showing them all Fulci’s Zombie. We are also trying to pair it with snacks and drinks that are on theme for the movie chosen. Anyone have any good ideas/done anything like this? So far, we’ve got a tropical vodka “zombie apocalypse” drink planned and maybe a meatloaf hand but we’re struggling haha

 

Take a shot every time the doctor shots his gun and take a drink every time the theme plays