The Greatest Song of All Time (Low) - The ATL Bracket Bracket • Page 38

what, you think Satellite is better than Old Scars? it's not even a proper song!!

 

Cinderblock Garden

 

Openers:
Do You Want Me (Dead?)
Last Young Renegade
Weightless
The Reckless and the Brave
Prelude/The Party Scene
This Is How We Do
Satellite

Closers:
Old Scars/Future Hearts
Heroes
Therapy
Poppin’ Champagne
The Girl's a Straight-Up Hustler
So Long, and Thanks for All the Booze



Afterglow

 

Where's the dislike button when you need it?

 

It’s definitely a proper song, just a short one!

 

Every All Time Low song (minus pre-PUOSU tracks except Circles & Noel) ranked

Good Times
Old Scars / Future Hearts
Oh Calamity!
The Edge Of Tonight
Life Of The Party
Jasey Rae
Dark Side Of Your Room
Lullabies
Nightmares
Missing You
A Daydream Away
Return The Favor
Outlines
Heroes
Guts
Cinderblock Garden
So Long, And Thanks For All The Booze
Nice2KnoU
The Girl's A Straight-Up Hustler
Remembering Sunday
Too Much
Walls
Actors
Sick Little Games
Last Young Renegade
Vegas
Shameless
Holly (Would You Turn Me On?)
Somewhere In Neverland
Drugs & Candy
Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don't)
For Baltimore
Tidal Waves
Paint You Wings
Kids In The Dark
The Reckless And The Brave
If These Sheets Were States
Dirty Laundry
Satellite
Stella
Ground Control
Therapy
Coffee Shop Soundtrack
Stay Awake (Dreams Only Last For A Night)
Weightless
Afterglow
Do You Want Me (Dead?)
Under A Paper Moon
To Live And Let Go
Thanks To You
Six Feet Under The Stars
How The Story Ends
Time Bomb
Backseat Serenade
Bottle And A Beat
Lost In Stereo
Dear Maria, Count Me In
Poppin' Champagne
Dancing With A Wolf
Your Bed
Kicking & Screaming
Dont You Go
Vampire Shift
Runaways
Get Down On Your Knees And Tell Me You Love Me
Forget About It
Something's Gotta Give
A Love Like War
Canals
Me Without You (All I Ever Wanted)
The Irony Of Choking On A Lifesaver
Circles
Noel
Break Your Little Heart
Keep The Change, You Filthy Animal
Poison
My Only One
No Idea
Running From Lions
A Party Song (The Walk Of Shame)
Let It Roll
Chemistry
Bad Enough For You
Just The Way I'm Not
So Long, Soldier
Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass
The Beach
Hello Brooklyn
This Is How We Do
The Party Scene
Break Out! Break Out!
I Feel Like Dancin'
Come One, Come All
Bail Me Out
That Girl

It didn't actually click with me until making this how many songs they have

 

Bail Me Out and The Party Scene are so low... I guess we have beef now?

 

There's no way that I can rank all of their songs (I couldn't even do that with bands whose discography I've extensively listened to), but I'll do the openers and closers:

Operners:
Weightless
Last Young Renegade
Do You Want Me (Dead?)
Satellite
Reckless and the Brave
Prelude/TPS
This Is How We Do

Closers:
Old Scars/Future Hearts
Oh, Calamity (I don't care that this is only the closer on the deluxe edition, it's fantastic)
Afterglow
Heroes
Therapy
Poppin' Champagne
So Long and Thanks for all the Booze
That Girl's a Straight Up Hustler

 

ATL songs that start with an S, ranked. because they're all good and also because fuck you

Six Feet Under the Stars
Sick Little Games
Shameless
Stella
Satellite
So Long, And Thanks For All The Booze
Stay Awake
So Long, Soldier
Something's Gotta Give
Somewhere in Neverland

 

I included the EP cause why not.


Openers:

Weightless
Coffee Shop Soundtrack
This Is How We Do
The Reckless and the Brave
Prelude/The Party Scene
Do You Want Me (Dead?)
Satellite
Last Young Renegade


Closers:

Lullabies
Poppin’ Champagne
Therapy
Old Scars/Future Hearts
Heroes
The Girl's a Straight-Up Hustler
So Long, and Thanks for All the Booze
Afterglow

 

Old Scars

 

End of the FINAL ROUND

The winner got 12 of 23 votes.

Cinderblock Garden: 10 (RIP)
Old Scars/Future Hearts: 12

Moving on to Last Young Renegade

ROUND 1:
1a) Nice2KnoU vs. Dirty Laundry
1b) Last Young Renegade vs. Ground Control
1c) Afterglow vs. Good Times
1d) Dark Side of Your Room vs. Life of the Party

Upcoming ROUND 2:
2a) Winner of 1a vs. Vampire Shift
2b) Winner of 1b vs. Drugs & Candy
2c) Winner of 1c vs. Chemistry
2d) Winner of 1d vs. Nightmares

IMPORTANT:
Also, I was thinking about doing a wild card round before the big championship with all the winning songs. The wild card round includes all the runner up songs from each album, which means all the songs that lost the final rounds will have another chance to battle their way to the top.

But, I will only run a wild card round if people want me to. Therefore, after voting for the songs in this first round, please vote YES or NO at the bottom of your post. Let's do this democratically.

Begin!

 

Nice2KnoU
Ground Control (fuck)
Afterglow
Life of the Party

i think bonus songs should be in the first round, they're likely to go down first anyway

also YES

 

Nice2knou
Last young renegade
Afterglow
Dark side of your room

YES

 

Dirty Laundry
Last Young Renegade
Good Times
Dark Side of Your Room

As for the runner-up round, YES (if only because I have no idea how Cinderblock Garden lost that round).

 

Dirty Laundry (hardest match-up)
Ground Control
Afterglow
Dark Side of Your Room (easiest match-up)

Yes to bonus round! Are we also doing a b-sides round? Stuff like Toxic Valentine, Actors, Painting Flowers, Take Cover, etc.?

And also what are Vampire Shift and Chemistry? Bonus songs from this album? I haven't heard those.

 

Dirty
Last
Good
Dark

YES

 

Yep, bonus tracks from LYR

 

Good Times vs. Afterglow is fucking brutal and I’m still second guessing myself

 

Nice2KnoU
Last Young Renegade
Afterglow (I'm not sure I'll ever understand the love for Good Times)
Dark Side of Your Room

 

Oh, and for the Wild Card round:

YES

 

Dirty Laundry
Ground Control
Good Times (fuck that's hard)
Dark Side of Your Room (also hard)

The only other time I've seen a wild card round, the wild card ended up winning the whole thing, even beating the song that beat it in the first place. I vote YES.

Also what the hell? I didn't know those two bonus tracks existed.

 

Wow!

 

1a) Dirty Laundry
1b) Last Young Renegade
1c) Good Times
1d) Dark Side of Your Room

 

Yes, we're doing a b-sides round. But Actors is technically a demo, not a b-side, so I wasn't going to include it.