I'm taking a bunch of photos so that ten years from now when Ted has forgotten me I have proof we worked together
I can summon books like Thor's hammer, this is literally my dream Tahani talked me out of that goatee, I already lost Robert Downey Jr the pride of Phoenix is a life size statue of Alice Cooper made out of cigarette butts let's sing the official Bad Place song, 1877 Kars 4 Kidz dead eyes eat hearts can't lose I believe everything Chidi says because he looks like one of those owls who graduated from college
I feel like this should have been an hour premiere like they usually do, it didn't really feel complete. LOTS of great jokes this week though