Ya'll are monsters. Alright, who is competing? @Ken, @coleslawed, @BlueEyesBrewing, @ChrisCantWrite? Also, if anybody knows anyone else who would want to participate get them in here!
Alright my culinary competitors. It's time once again to step into the arena. Our panel of celebrity judges has worked tirelessly to scour the world for your secret ingredients. First, from the cold recesses of Willy Wonka's heart, JELLYBEANS! Next, as seen in all of those YouTube videos from like 2010, CINNAMON! Pucker up for our next ingredient, unless you use the sweet ones because you are a monster, PICKLES! And for your final ingredient, roast me over a fire and put me between some graham crackers, it's MARSHMALLOWS! Now my crusading cooks, you have roughly 2 weeks to create your finest dish. The world is at your disposal. Remember, you will be graded on Plating and Appearance, Originality, Use of the Secret Ingredient, and your Online Presentation. ALLEZ CUISINE!
Yeah, this was particularly cruel but the people spoke. As a diabetic this challenge may have actually killed me.
Jesus Christ, what the hell. This month's going to be a tough one for me since we're trying to sell our house and I have family visiting this week so my spare cooking time is going to be very limited but I should hopefully be able to come up with something in time.
next time maybe we should focus on selecting a protein, a vegetable, a spice, and a random ingredient to throw the contestants off. might work better that way
I was thinking dessert is the natural choice for this one but the pickle kinda fucks that up haha. all you can do is try. and remember: it just has to look like it tastes good.