The Eternal Cringe Thread • Page 25

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Shrek, Jul 6, 2017.

  1. marsupial jones

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    Freshmen year of HS I was walking next to my gf who was about my height and she said “put your arm around me” so I did, but I put my arm around her shoulder instead of her waist thinking it would be easier to walk that way. It was so awkward and clumsy and we walked like that for about two hallway lengths lol. Would have been easier to walk with our legs tied together in a sack.
     
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  2. Kiana

    God-uncle Charlie! Prestigious

    Hahaha today my grandpa asked me to housesit for him in November.

    He knows the person I previously housesat for and apparently she didn't give details but she told him "oh yeah Kiana can do her laundry there." :sly:

    I told my grandpa the story of what happened and he said I could trash his house so there's that lol.
     
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  3. PureBlueSF

    And all the while, Death smiles on.

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    This is me when I was 13. Somehow, I thought that haircut was a good idea. It was not.
     
  4. angrycandy

    I will always be nicer to the cat than I am to you Prestigious

    you look like you were really into Andrew W.K.
     
  5. PureBlueSF

    And all the while, Death smiles on.

    I didn't even know who Andrew W.K was at the time. This was actually around the time I was discovering stuff like Blessthefall, As Cities Burn, Bayside etc. But I was a very angry, bitter, and depressed person at the time and it probably kind of shows.
     
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  6. The Lucky Moose

    I'm Emotional, I Hug the Block

    You look like exactly one of my high schools friends, it messes with my head lol
     
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  7. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    You look thrilled in the picture.
     
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  8. PureBlueSF Sep 14, 2018
    (Last edited: Sep 14, 2018)
    PureBlueSF

    And all the while, Death smiles on.

    Oh yeah I was fucking ecstatic

    EDIT:

    I'd like to think there was at least some degree of a glow-up here :p (from the post your picture thread)


     
  9. ComedownMachine

    Prestigious Prestigious

    So I’m getting sushi right now and as I’m waiting I thought “hey, I’ll just check Twitter”

    My phone is out and very visible as the waiter comes up and hands me my plate. I say thank you with my screen still on, and when I look back at Twitter... it’s a picture of a girl with headphones up her asshole that says “AirPods can’t do this”
     
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  10. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    Lmfao
     
  11. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Supporter

    you gotta tip him really well
     
  12. zigbigwig

    Trusted Prestigious

    This is how you bump this thread.
     
  13. marsupial jones

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    I may or may not need to see that tweet
     
  14. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    I wonder what she was trying to listen to
     
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  15. chewbacca110

    Beer/horror podcast - listen everywhere

    She’s a real smart ass.
     
  16. The Lucky Moose

    I'm Emotional, I Hug the Block

    This happened today.

    I have this pendant my mom gave me when I was a baby. I was led to believe the guy depicted on it is a saint. Despite not being particularly religious, let alone a devout Catholic, I have worn it everyday since I was like 16, because the story behind it made it feel special to me. Recently, I somehow forgot which saint is depicted on it, so I decided to take a picture of it and send it to a official social media account of the Catholic Church. What was their reply, you ask?

    “Dear [Moose], the person depicted on your pendant is Jesus.”

    I felt so fucking dunked on.
     
  17. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    :crylaugh: :crylaugh: :crylaugh:
     
  18. St. Nate

    We were just talkin' bout the Jesus. Prestigious

    reading this i was hoping it would end with the guy being your dad or somethin
     
  19. Fucking Dustin

    When you walked into my life and we connected Supporter

    Which saint was Jesus
     
  20. The Lucky Moose

    I'm Emotional, I Hug the Block

    Context: I got like an A in religious studies and it was one of the four classes I chose to take particularly hard exams in, which is a thing you have to do in Germany in order to graduate high school (choosing four classes for harder exams that is). But recognizing Jesus, that’s too much.

    It’s so fucking obvious too looking at it now lmao
     
  21. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

  22. The Lucky Moose

    I'm Emotional, I Hug the Block

    We have different grades. Might be a B+ or something if you “translate” it.
     
  23. St. Nate

    We were just talkin' bout the Jesus. Prestigious

    Maybe he doesn't look a thing like Jesus?
     
  24. Fucking Dustin

    When you walked into my life and we connected Supporter

    Since we're on the outside looking in I like imagining it's him on the crucifix although I'm sure that's not the case
     
  25. The Lucky Moose

    I'm Emotional, I Hug the Block

    Thanks for believing in me but he looks like Jesus dude lol

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