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The Eternal Cringe Thread • Page 25

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Shrek, Jul 6, 2017.

  1. iCarly Rae Jepsen Dec 30, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    you gotta tip him really well
     
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  2. zigbigwig Dec 30, 2018
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    This is how you bump this thread.
     
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  3. marsupial jones Dec 30, 2018
    marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole

    I may or may not need to see that tweet
     
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  4. Mr. Serotonin Dec 31, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    I wonder what she was trying to listen to
     
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  6. chewbacca110 Dec 31, 2018
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    He wrenches on it. He thinks it's his.

    She’s a real smart ass.
     
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  7. The Lucky Moose Apr 24, 2019
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    This happened today.

    I have this pendant my mom gave me when I was a baby. I was led to believe the guy depicted on it is a saint. Despite not being particularly religious, let alone a devout Catholic, I have worn it everyday since I was like 16, because the story behind it made it feel special to me. Recently, I somehow forgot which saint is depicted on it, so I decided to take a picture of it and send it to a official social media account of the Catholic Church. What was their reply, you ask?

    “Dear [Moose], the person depicted on your pendant is Jesus.”

    I felt so fucking dunked on.
     
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  8. Mr. Serotonin Apr 24, 2019
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    :crylaugh: :crylaugh: :crylaugh:
     
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  9. St. Nate Apr 24, 2019
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    reading this i was hoping it would end with the guy being your dad or somethin
     
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  10. Fucking Dustin Apr 24, 2019
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    Which saint was Jesus
     
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  11. The Lucky Moose Apr 24, 2019
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    Context: I got like an A in religious studies and it was one of the four classes I chose to take particularly hard exams in, which is a thing you have to do in Germany in order to graduate high school (choosing four classes for harder exams that is). But recognizing Jesus, that’s too much.

    It’s so fucking obvious too looking at it now lmao
     
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  12. Mr. Serotonin Apr 24, 2019
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  13. The Lucky Moose Apr 24, 2019
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    We have different grades. Might be a B+ or something if you “translate” it.
     
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  15. St. Nate Apr 24, 2019
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    Maybe he doesn't look a thing like Jesus?
     
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  16. Fucking Dustin Apr 24, 2019
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    Since we're on the outside looking in I like imagining it's him on the crucifix although I'm sure that's not the case
     
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  17. The Lucky Moose Apr 24, 2019
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    Thanks for believing in me but he looks like Jesus dude lol

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  18. Fucking Dustin Apr 24, 2019
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  19. The Lucky Moose Apr 24, 2019
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    Lmao i’m not that far gone
     
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  20. Mr. Serotonin Apr 24, 2019
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    hahahaha
     
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  21. iCarly Rae Jepsen Apr 24, 2019
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    Okay Staind
     
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  22. Dog with a Blog Apr 24, 2019
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    Oh yeah. That’s good ol Saint Christ for sure
     
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  24. MrCon Apr 24, 2019
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    I was trying to describe myself to someone

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  25. The Lucky Moose Apr 24, 2019
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    I literally never looked it at closely since I was 16 though lol that’s what I tell myself
     
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  26. Mr. Serotonin Apr 24, 2019
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  27. Anna Acosta Apr 24, 2019
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    That's either Jesus or the dude who used to hang out by the McDonalds at my college on Hollywood Boulevard
     
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  28. Mr. Serotonin Apr 24, 2019
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    You’ve inspired @Dog with a Blog and I to send this to the Catholic Church twitter and ask what saint it is.
     

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