um, lol asked him what his friend and i had in common - and his response was "you guys have the same build (body) and wears glasses".
Lol this is all great and sitcom material. Do you know these people? Like any chance of accidentally seeing them again? If not, no biggie. Just remember to get the mail next time, and grab the garbage, and... lol
Yes I will they are family friends. The woman used to be married to my grandpa before I was born and was my sociology advisor in college and is my mom's best friend lol. But our relationship isn't close enough to leave underwear on her floor! I actually just drove near the house for work and I died inside all over again when I saw it!!
Eeeeeeeesh. That’s rough lol sorry you’ve gone through every step of this super cringe process. Although I think it’s better they were out to lunch and not just sitting around their house while you picked your stuff up
Monday the tenth... So apparently originally it was supposed to be Monday but I swore when I talked to her last she said Wednesday (tomorrow) so I feel like her changing plans isn't my fault!!!
obviously me again some minutes ago i was asking for engagement ring opinions to some friends on Facebook on my iphone, so I was sending this group some pictures of rings from Instagram (using the Share button). I was then needed for a meeting at the office so I had to leave my phone. when I returned i had a few messages back from people saying "congrats" and other variants. it turns out i accidentally sent it to my Facebook story (which I now know is something that exists) i think the biggest takeaway here is that there are people who actually use and view Facebook stories.
i have another one but this was long ago when my SO and I go on dates I like putting my arm around her while window shopping, so one time I confidently did that like a boss. and then immediately I see her walk past right me. so I take a look at who was beside me and it was her friend (who is also a girl), haha. turned red instantly.
Reminds me of a tweet I saw a few months ago (think someone posted it in the twitter thread actually) but someone was showing off their new engagement ring at a hotel room in a facebook/IG story and they didn't realize their new husband-to-be's penis was in full show for the last few seconds of the video lmao.
Freshmen year of HS I was walking next to my gf who was about my height and she said “put your arm around me” so I did, but I put my arm around her shoulder instead of her waist thinking it would be easier to walk that way. It was so awkward and clumsy and we walked like that for about two hallway lengths lol. Would have been easier to walk with our legs tied together in a sack.
Hahaha today my grandpa asked me to housesit for him in November. He knows the person I previously housesat for and apparently she didn't give details but she told him "oh yeah Kiana can do her laundry there." I told my grandpa the story of what happened and he said I could trash his house so there's that lol.
I didn't even know who Andrew W.K was at the time. This was actually around the time I was discovering stuff like Blessthefall, As Cities Burn, Bayside etc. But I was a very angry, bitter, and depressed person at the time and it probably kind of shows.
Oh yeah I was fucking ecstatic EDIT: I'd like to think there was at least some degree of a glow-up here :p (from the post your picture thread)
So I’m getting sushi right now and as I’m waiting I thought “hey, I’ll just check Twitter” My phone is out and very visible as the waiter comes up and hands me my plate. I say thank you with my screen still on, and when I look back at Twitter... it’s a picture of a girl with headphones up her asshole that says “AirPods can’t do this”