I skimmed the Wikipedia page for a minute and didn't figure it out til the end at the 'Popular Culture' section. I've never heard of this tho, is it esoteric?
I seriously would’ve gone back if this store wasn’t an hour away I have failed this thread and I am sorry
One time as a kid on Easter I found some really cool painted eggs (my mom did em herself since shes an artist) so I stashed a particular one in my pocket. We went out to a breakfast that Easter and this is when my parents still pretended to care about religion so we went to mass, nothing happened, got bored played with my egg. Went to breakfast, jumped back in the car after, crushed my egg. They wanted to go to a local lake/camp area, ruined their plans cus my pocket was full of broken egg lol.
Lol it was hard boiled, my Mom would do art of em every year, I was just jumping into the car and perfectly hit the egg in the side of my pocket against the side of the seat and I guess getting pinched between my body and the car seat was enough to break it lol.
Just now, I parked in my usual parking garage to head into the office. There was a big truck next to me so I left a lot of room on that side because I am usually afraid of big vehicles hitting mine or the driver being annoyed. It wasn't really a conscious thing, I just did it. The guy came up as I was getting my stuff out of the back seat and very nicely said "hey, thanks for leaving me plenty of room." Dumb 7:30 am Kayla thought he was being sarcastic and immediately started apologizing, trying to avoid an altercation. He looked really confused and was like "no, really, no one ever is that considerate about my truck." So I just sort of awkwardly laughed and said "oh, sorry, I thought you were being sarcastic for a second." and then told him to have a good day and pretty much ran away. I am dying of embarrassment.
i guess i have one that isn't too cringy but i still look back and cringe a lot because i am a big fucking baby
since you asked so kindly this was around in like 2008/2009 so i was like 12 i think and someone was saying about the world was gonna end in 2012 and i literally start crying about it because i was scared of the world ending and this was just like 2 mins before class so everyone is there to hear me bawl about something that obviously wasn't gonna happen. also did it in front of two girls i liked (at the time obviously) and no one let me forget about it for a while gosh darnit
Back when I worked at McDonalds many moons ago we were afforded one meal per day. I decided that I would wait until the end of the night to get my meal. Anyways, I get my chicken selects, fries, and a soda and then it's time to go. I get to my car and parked next to are a group of turds blasting some really shitty Bay Area hip hop. It's just bad. So I set my food on top of my car to free up my hands, unlock the drivers' side door, and get in. I turn my car on and, after rolling down my windows all the way, I just sit there for a minute thinking, "what's the heaviest hardcore metal shit I got on here" and I end up falling on The Acacia Strain. At this point I bump the volume and I'm blasting it super loud. I know they take notice and I look at them as if to say, "yeah...fuck you too " and I drive off. I wait at the exit for a second as I need to make a left turn on a two way street. I make the turn and it is at this point that I go in for a fry but to my dismay there was nothing in the seat. It was at this moment I realized I am an idiot and I left the food on top of my car. I look into the rearview mirror and see the food go flying off. There were no cars behind be so I thought, "fuck it, I've come this far" and I put that puppy into reverse. I roll back a few yards, get out of my car, only to realize that I had run over my chick selects. I could not accept defeat. I took those squashed babies home and ate em right up. no shame. those dude probably thought I was super cool tho
omg when an out of touch untalented nepotism model attempts to act down. I've never seen someone try so hard while simultaneously not trying hard at all