The Eternal Cringe Thread • Page 10

They probably videotaped it and it was a prank bro

 

nothing better than forgetting about this thread and then having multiple pages to catch up on

also sleepy's story brought to mind a cringe story of mine but i decided it was too inappropriate and stopped myself from telling it look guys i'm becoming a better person

 

No you're just holding out. Share the story pls

 

ugh idk it involves a sexual interaction which i think bumps it into a different thread

 

Faaaaaair enough. I guess. Morality wins this round

 

ill post it in the sex thread

 

I've never been in there. I'm scared

 

I thought of a good one

In like 10th grade I answered a question in class and a girl said "you're so smart" and my response was "I know"

 

I don’t know if it’s cringe worthy but I was talking to this cute cashier at a shoe store today while I was buying my pair of Vans, and we were hitting it off pretty well. Well my grandma decided to run up to the counter and start talking about how I was single and how handsome I was and then started to get her phone out to write my number down for this cashier. She asked her for a pen and paper and I just nope’d right out of the store after apologizing


This is going to haunt me for a week

 

oh it's cringe

let yr grandma be yr wingman bro

 

This physically hurt to read

 

should take your grandma to the bar



find you a wife

 

my thoughts and prayers are with you during this difficult time

 

your grandma is cool af Joe stop being a dick to her

 

My 60 year old friend is my wingwoman. Older wingwomen are the best cause they dgaf anymore and aren't shy but can play up the lovable maternal thing to make it less embarrassing and awkward

 

The worst part is this cashier recognized me from the last time I was there a couple of months ago too

 

honestly, she may go home and think it’s cute dude

 

yeah joe go get some more new shoes tomorrow and report back

 

Joeeee whyyyyyyy

 

in two weeks joe is gonna have a pile of new kicks

 

And hopefully this girls number.

 

Dammit I have too many shoes already

I’ll just get socks or something next time

 

This is a good sign tho like that was months ago and she remembered u? Thank your grandma and go for it tbh!! Maybe she finds it adorable and endearing!

 

sorry guys it's a Cyrano situation shoe girl is dating Joe's grandma

 

Just make sure you always ask her if they have Yeezys in stock, and make it clear that the new socks you buy are strictly because they don’t have your Yeezys in stock