The Bachelor Franchise TV Show • Page 37

New bachelor Colton!

Hell yeah! I figured once they didn’t announce it after the finale it would be someone on Paradise ... and glad it’s him.

 

I feel like Colton isn’t ready to propose to someone by the end of the whole thing but here’s to hoping I’m wrong.

 

Ugh...not into it

 

My wife and I let out a collective sigh when we heard the news this morning. Dude is as bland as cottage cheese compared to the three other dudes they could have conceivably picked from Becca's season (Wills, Blake, Jason).

 

Well here we go I guess, haha. I'll say it again..... the girls ALWAYS make the season what it is

 

Ughhh. Please stop putting this douche on television.

 

Why am I taking a liking to Jordan in Paradise? Someone send help.

Also, with the news of Colton, I too, had the same thoughts he isn't ready for that big of a step yet.

 

I actually always liked Jordan. I never thought he was a bad person.

 

Jordan was so fun on the Bachelorette and even better on Paradise!

 

I thought he was a but much before, but not now.

 

Boooooo

 

Jordan sucked on Bachelorette, he's better here with plenty of problems though

 

Also that Canadian dude? Totally growing on me. The one without the accent.

 

Keep in mind I’m two episodes behind.

 

Kevin?

 

The fireman.

 

That's Kevin.

 

I'm always hoping to run into Kevin since he works in my city.

 

My friend was in Canada (forget where) and ran into Vanessa and Kevin hanging out over the summer. Jason fell asleep on my friend’s couch this weekend lol.

 

I feel like Jordan is a great guy when other dudes aren't involved and threaten him. He actually had a personality and seemed like a normal person when it was just him and the girl he was with. He was also the only guy who immediately took the time to tell Annaliese that he wanted to pursue Jenna, so I respect him for that. Most of the other guys were shady AF about going on other dates and what not (ahem ERIC)

Also, I expect A LOT of crying in Colton's season.

 

Catching up on last night’s episode and honestly I love Jordan and Jenna.

 

Honestly when was the last time the Bachelor wasn’t some beige ass marzipan motherfucker? Consistently the most boring choices, incredible

 

Also I was initially annoyed by Kevin but he comes off as a legitimately awesome dude, happy for him and Astrid

Also a big fan of Jordan now (literally a model version of Dennis from 30 Rock). I like Jenna a lot too

 

Chris is the worst. And I can’t really pinpoint why I hate him so much.

I also hate how desperate Annalise is. And Kamil is like a fucking cardboard cutout of a man. No personality whatsoever.

 

I'm hoping Annaliese is just getting a bad edit. She is coming across very desperate.

I'm like Jenna and Jordan and Kevin and Astrid as couples.