The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 280

I wish I could be places where @CarpetElf isn't :(

 

Could be Jesus, man. He’s all around us

 

K I’m
Buying right meow

 

I mean he can walk on water so the ice is no match either

 

the fact that we've had this A1 series of threads this long while being a site-wide headache is a testament to every mod's patience

 

It’s cute our love for Jesus has brought us together after being divided by phone allegiances

 

this is where the hangover rain man gif really comes in handy

 

Oh boy

 

Y I K E S

 

Did Dwight actually say this cause I wouldn't be surprised and i'm leaning towards yes lol

 

james no

 

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

 

Me when I'm shredding

 

This looks like something @dylan would wear

 

I hate all of you

 

False. This is something Dylan would wear.