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The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Steak Sauce • Page 280

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by oldjersey, May 9, 2019.

  1. CarpetElf

    it tastes bad Prestigious

  2. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

  3. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    Could be Jesus, man. He’s all around us
     
  4. Dirty Sanchez

    Hold up Bud Light hold up Bud Light Prestigious

    K I’m
    Buying right meow
     
  5. BlueEyesBrewing

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  6. Max_123

    Nope. Prestigious

  7. dylan

    How long 'til we sink to the bottom of the sea? Prestigious

    the fact that we've had this A1 series of threads this long while being a site-wide headache is a testament to every mod's patience
     
  8. GrantCloud

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    It’s cute our love for Jesus has brought us together after being divided by phone allegiances
     
  9. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    this is where the hangover rain man gif really comes in handy
     
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  10. tucah

    yep! yep! yep! Prestigious

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  11. K0ta

    when i feel it, then i feel it too much. Supporter

    jesus1.jpg

    Oh boy
     
  12. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

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  13. K0ta

    when i feel it, then i feel it too much. Supporter

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  14. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

  15. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

     
  16. Max_123

    Nope. Prestigious

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  17. dylan

    How long 'til we sink to the bottom of the sea? Prestigious

  18. SaveTheEarth

    Lucipurr Supporter

    What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
     
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  19. K0ta

    when i feel it, then i feel it too much. Supporter

    Me when I'm shredding
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  20. SaveTheEarth

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  21. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

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  22. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    This looks like something @dylan would wear

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  23. ComedownMachine

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    I hate all of you
     
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  25. SaveTheEarth

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