Discussion in 'General Forum' started by oldjersey, May 9, 2019.
I wish I could be places where @CarpetElf isn't :(
Could be Jesus, man. He’s all around us
Buying right meow
I mean he can walk on water so the ice is no match either
the fact that we've had this A1 series of threads this long while being a site-wide headache is a testament to every mod's patience
It’s cute our love for Jesus has brought us together after being divided by phone allegiances
this is where the hangover rain man gif really comes in handy
Y I K E S
Did Dwight actually say this cause I wouldn't be surprised and i'm leaning towards yes lol
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Me when I'm shredding
This looks like something @dylan would wear
I hate all of you
False. This is something Dylan would wear.