The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 805

imagine if i actually made lj and sanch both leave for good in less than a week

 

Just find a different girl at this point

 

it was great - the 1975 put on quite a show!

 

Sanch leaving is all on him. He likes to throw hissy fits. Also he’s gotta expect us to dunk on him if he’s going to continue to talk about her.

 

This is what you should be sayin to your girl

 

@Dirty Sanchez please don’t leave me alone with these hoodlums

 

He just DMd me and told me to tell you that he’ll stay if you give up your identity

 

also SSN and mother’s maiden name and birthdate and first concert he went to

 

Yesterday it was one of my coworkers last day and he had to clean up literal shit on the bathroom walls. If it was my last day I would just leave.

 

@Dirty Sanchez examples A and B of tomfoolery and cowardice

 

we went to check out this apartment because they were advertising at $725 for apartments.

We get there and they were like yeah it’s false info it’s actually $950 for 1 bedroom. Welp.

 

That’s still a steal tbh

 

plus spending thousands on a computer he'll barely use

 

@SlappinCups venmo me 5 dollars and I’ll get sanch back

 

Peak Sanch, really. Did the same with the Switch. So that’s $3k into stuff he’ll never use.

 

I love how North Dakota has tourism commercials, like okay getting josh duhamel in a commercial isn’t gonna persuade me to go to that hick ass, flat land state

 

How the fuck how this thread not even been around a month and pushing 450 pages, Jesus Christ we need fuller lives

 

I use my switch

 

Want to get murked in Mario kart?

 

those place charges more if you don’t have rental history and it’s like how are you even suppose to start RENTING

all these places are ridiculous

 

Speak for yourself assboy

 

When I decide to start paying for online, yes

 

Coward

 

do you not have amazon prime