The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 724

Yeah look San Diego is almost entirely empty and that’s their hometown

 

you don't like sweating it out to boomer jams?

 

"it's because of lil wayne!" - the blink thread, probably

 

We're getting a Lil Wayne right now

 

Chase...

 

Sex thing?

 

@Melody Bot you can legally kill chase now

 

maybe it's because amphitheatre tours are dumb, if the venue was a third the size it would be fine

 

Weed thing?

 

Oh I’m pure so it makes sense I didn’t get the reference

 

You’re pure now too?!

 

This + there’s no real reason to see blink in 2019 if you’ve already seen them

 

Whenever I hear "pure" my mind goes to:

 

what do i have to do to never have roommates again? nothing is off the table aside from bootlicking, exploitation, and boring shit

 

I mean since like two days ago, yeah

 

Good for you!

 

Nearly got yeeted by the tornado but unfortunately I did not

 

“Can you come into work at 8am?” We don’t even open until 11 tomorrow so I’m going to say no

 

I'm glad you didn't

 

Maintenance has to come to my apartment tomorrow to fix our air conditioning

I’m sort of stressing because they never asked if we had a cat

Sites say cats are allowed here but looking back at the original map/pamphlet they gave me it says no pets

I know our across the hall neighbor has a cat though so idk

I’m coming home early and hiding her/her stuff to be safe but I know she’ll throw a fit and meow like crazy when he’s here

 

yay I finally was able to get rid of one of my br*nd n*w records on discogs. one to go.