The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 723

No you're in the other one I think

 

oh wow yeah stay safe everyone

 

@dadbolt the fuck, man?

 

I AM CUT OFF

 

be glad he isn't posting about his milf.

 

idk man i didn’t ask for this haha

 

idk where you are but be vigilant!

 

Me - "Let's call off Missouri cause i dont wanna get stranded in St. Louis"

Global fucking warming: "Cool, hope you like Amarillo."

 

In Denver, trying to cross that shit.

 

My work is in Northwest Dallas so I'm safe I guess. My dog is not

 

@CarpetElf the severe weather should be long gone before tonight

 

she shit on my floor so sorry she’s in Oz now

 

Bet anything @CarpetElf brought the tornadoes

 

"his" huh????







canceled

 

i have just as much proof that i invented it as they do

 

Shit. I was doing so well. Knew I'd fuck up eventually.

 

Sounds karmic

 

Logically I know this. But in reality fuck this

 

how is that

 

I’m problematic

Daisy: “wow, these truck drivers are stupid”

Me: “yeah why do you think they’re truck drivers?”

 

I’m at the gym and the music on the loudspeakers just went from Rock and Roll All Night to Don’t Stop Believing. Easily two of my least favorite songs of all time

 

Following big trucks on long drives is useful, they stick to the best lane and drive at a speed that require them to brake the least, so less stop and go for those behind them as well.

But following behind them does take more patience than I have lol.

 

I'm gonna nap in the closet now cause the floors got shampooed

 

When Sterling gets home from daycare:

 

check on ticketmaster, A LOT of empty seats at most all dates and the tour starts in a month