The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 722

you think eternal damnation is a joke, shak?!

 

kyle is more pure than you ever could even think about being

 

I'm looking at the tornado warning map and I live literally a millimeter from the barrier of the map

 

i literally invented the word pure

 

link me

 

everytime you touch yourself or blaspheme god releases a tornado

 

don’t make me post the video

 

Trying to find it I'm watching it on the news

The confirmed tornado I saw was on 35 (not 35-E) going northeast

 

i don't engage in pleasures of the flesh

 

that's doctored

 

okay cool that’s the opposite direction of sophs school. i got a text from her school that they had all the kids in shelter and in the cover position and I felt bad for her and was hoping she wasn’t scared :(

 

I completely forgot Laura works in east Plano now and doesn't work in Lewisville anymore, and Lewisville is under warning and I freaked out for a good half hour

 

Tornados are just rude, hoping all my Texas & Missouri peeps in this thread are okay

 

Is this using a 1:1 scale or...

 

no you didn't

 

I hope y'all are safe and everyone I don't know is safe too because I have empathy

 

Lmao thankfully no

The Keller tornado warning stretches through Lewisville up to like right before the intersection of GWB and DNT aka where I live

So I mean it COULD be a millimeter away

 

ABC using their logo to mark the tornado locations doesn't seem like ideal branding

 

Good-guy Ian

 

Lmao

 

What the hell lmao. The things companies will do to advertise.

 

a regular Nice Guy™

 

Ah I see I'm not currently in it

 

I'm not Sanchez