The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 704

Huh, weird. I heard they've got two interstates closed south of the city and 70 is at risk too.

 

keep politics out of this dad

 

I just gave my oldest daughter her first cheeto and her reaction was amazing. Her eyes went wide, she looked up at me and said “oh my gosh”. Same, kid. Same.

 

Goddamn, I just want to go home. Work hasn’t been bad or anything, I’m just tired since I closed last night and this a full shift.

 

Can't wait to finish up my Civ IV game tonight haha

 

you got a problem with me cups

 

"with me cups" what're you British?

 

whos me tho

 

What in the fuck

 

those butterscotch candies in the gold wrapping are so good.

 

derek delete that im at work



text it to me instead

 

whose oreo did u eat

 

yowza

 

I don’t know what you are referring to

 

@ComedownMachine

 

to what you are referring*

 

grammar is classist

 

that's my bit*

*i dont do bits

 

the man makes a dog do tricks for food. he's a huge classist.

 

Kelsey Grammer too probably

 

i did teach her to bow to me recently

 

of course you did