The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 656

You could have stopped the sentence right here and it would have sufficed

 

I will sabotage our entire match at the drop of a hat

 

i've never dm'd anyone ever on any other platform

 

lmao I just watched some saved clips and every one of them had an instance of James being down and neither of us thinking it was worth it to go back for him

 

Y’all are honestly some of the worst friends I’ve ever had

 

Thank you

 

Got offered MDMA on multiple occasions tonight. Who can afford to just give that shit away?

 

people that are rolling don’t know any better lol

 

People high on molly don’t know any better.

 

Know better, people who are on molly, do not

 

Dorks want me at the party and I open at 9 but let’s keep this night going baby

 

saw pop star never stop never stopping and it was decent. It had some good laughs though which is all I could ask for.

 

I just stopped the microwave too soon because I thought the beep was going to be too loud and now I know what it feels like to be a fucking coward :(

 

No, this is an act of honor

 

Wat.

 

Stopping the microwave before the beep is a good thing

 

I’m in the office finishing up nightly reports or whatever while listening to Mount Eerie and the other closing manager walks in and indignantly asks while laughing, “what sort of music is this?! Is he just like telling a story or something?” And kept on laughing at it. The mark of a pleb.

 

THATS WHAT MUSIC HAS ALWAYS BEEN FOREVER

 

Guys help kit Kat at party

 

I’m sad and modelo is making sense

 

Run away and go to bed you have work in the morning.

 

And drink water

 

I literally work at 9am

 

Yeah go to bed lol