The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 584

@Shakespeare

 

imagine double sinning. can't relate


@dadbolt @thesoftskeleton keep your mouths shut

 

wrong thread skel

 

CUPS

 

she's suffocating me

 

not a s*x thing

 

@Bill Clinton

 

did the Airbnb charge you for a new bathtub yet?

 

surprised you don't put her in a car seat

 

Dyl is the wrong guy for that lol.

 

Damn

F

 

she's too big

 

i don't do that so you're right

 

jesus man we’ve been over this all morning

 

I just mean because he’s celibate, of course

 

@dylan does @Bear ever bark at you while you're driving?

 

do what

 

hahahah no, does sterling?? that'd make me so annoyed hahah. she just whines a bit when we're in like stop and go traffic. other than that she just gets really anxious and drools a lot and is restless

 

Bear or Kaitie

 

lmfao

 

Don't body shame.

 

kaitie just talks or sings the entire time.


one time we got up early to drive to estes park and hit some construction. she said she was tired and was going to sleep for a bit while we drove.



that didn't last 30 fucking seconds before a song came on that she knew and she perked right back up and started singing and then just kept talking the rest of the trip.