The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 183

I’m wearing white chucks

#punk

 

Nice I want more red pants

 

Sorry Floridians are 25 years behind California fashion

 

but it says " I don't shit in lakes"

 

Target clearance baby

 

I think you mean like 50 years

 

Nah baggy hip hop jeans are a thing lol

 

pics or it didnt happen

 

Important Advice From the CDC: Don't Poop in the Pool

 

Damn the guy wearing a Jurassic park shirt is dunking on the Floridians for style

Wild

 

I’ve posted in this thread maybe 10 total days and my ratio already went up from like 0.5 to 0.75

This thread is a cheat code

 

we are generous and kind people here. except dan. fuck dan.

 

In case you’re wondering the carpet does match the drapes

 

i'm not crazy right? those are purple.

 

Rebuttal: don’t tell me what to do CDC

 

Burgundy perhaps, certainly not red.

 

they're Burgundy like Ron

 

LOL MAX

you’re like sneaky hilarious sometimes it always shocks me

 

They're closer to purple than to orange in the scope of the shades of red

 

Fine they are more of a maroon if you want to get technical about it

 

I’ll go with burgundy but also I’m low key colorblind and black/blue/red/purple are hard for me

 

But @CarpetElf's sanity is unrelated and he is crazy

 

I claim burgundy as part of the purple family. It makes it easier for me to say I only own three colors.

 

Lets go with maroon

 

[insert dog joke here]