The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 159

grocery has 3 syllables and supermarket has 4 syllables which is too advanced for Dumb Dan

 

Wtf

 

dan just eats handfuls of stupid pills for every meal

 

And that'll be my cue to dip the fuck out.

 

Thanks iCarly Ray Cyrus

 

FLA

 

Oh hey Orlando native here. 407 for lyfe. Altamonte Springs represent.

 

I can’t remember the last time I got out of my car without making an “oof” sort of noise.

 

could have been in the shower too, no way to know for sure

 

ah, you've hit the age of "dad noises" every time you get up or sit down you have to make a noise.

 

For real, if I don’t make the noise the transition can’t happen.

 

I think Dad Noises is opening up for Mom Jeans

 

holy shit I found a picture of @Dirty Sanchez office crush

 

Those new Snapchat filters are out of control

 

I saw a tweet that said the United States is the Florida is the world

 

Which one of you drives this?

 

prove him wrong then otherwise this is canon now

 

@dadbolt

 

Derek

 

I wonder how trans/nb people feel about the gender swap Snapchat filter because it's a little icky right I'm not just being a party pooper

 

I can’t remember the last time I slept properly and had time to myself. Had to have been at least a month ago. I guess being social in your 20s is good but this can’t be healthy haha