The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1393

I don't want to know about inappropriate ketchup use.

 

any ketchup use is inappropriate

 

What’s up with those Italians....

(The part I’m claiming to be is Italian in this post not a creep or canceled)

I don’t get sport jokes

 

I think I just met the worst customer I’ve ever met in my life. And unfortunately it’s not something I can even describe via text because so much of it didn’t have to do with what he was saying but how. I wanted to pummel his face in.

 

I love how quickly I can swing from getting by to flat out fucked up at the drop of a hat. Like was doing OK and then boss mentions something a higher up said that is only sort of related to me and more about him shirking a task and I'm like sitting here stressed. To get me back to an equilibrium of OK will require an insane amount of effort unlike getting me down in the first place. fucking fuck!

 

And the shittiest part was that he was with his wife who was clearly embarrassed and his kid. setting a great example

 

right you're loud and passionate but not a creep or canceled

 

When in Rome

 

Did he take a shit on the floor?

 

yeah, the peach was definitely not old enough

 

I bought weed from a really sketchy dude pretty recently and while he was out of the room I snapped this:

 

That’s gangster as hell

 

He was that guy who made a song about rich and famous people and then became one. His brother is also a walking caricature of punk music

 

I’m not loud!!

We shall do as the romans do. When in hell we take shots at the bar

 

Thank you!

 

oh I thought we’re talking about the guy who does all those football video games hahahahaha

 

The Young and The Hopeless aged poorly

 

finally high

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Checking in from the gig to say Jenny Lewis is queen

 

Jenny Lewis is the OG Queen

 

Jealous af

 

RT

 

you start your t break?

 

Yesssss

 

@ComedownMachine has never seen Jurassic Park and I want to cancel him