The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1389

it's next weekend

 

old Mikey: blink isn’t on the lineup so not worth it.

new Mikey:

that 5 hour break did Mikey good

 

Well, the message I lovingly crafted doesn't have to be verbatim. could be like "she'll be in jail next weekend." as a future task

 

Good point, although "not a priority financially" is "not even a financial possibility" lol the math literally does not check out. Had some unexpected family financial things come up recently that I was dealing with in SF with my brother. Tough spot to disappoint her honestly because I know she's excited :( So I feel bad

 

@K0ta tell her you need to see Liz Phair next Saturday with your new best friend Ian

you don't even have to go I'll give you an alibi

 

i'm gonna go to the grand canyon for an anniversary thing with my gf and I'm trying to figure out whether it makes sense to drive from Phoenix or take the layover from Phoenix to Flagstaff. I'm leaning towards driving from Phoenix.

 

cancel someone for supporting warped tour in 2019

 

set her up to go instead with one of the many eligible bachelors on chorus dot fm

 

use Ian as your alibi everytime you want to commit crimes.

 

I would like to go see Meg and Dia

 

I think she wants to remain friends.

 

Drive from Phoenix.

 

@K0ta if it helps you feel better I’ll bail on going to a festival with cobra

 

Drive. It's not that bad.

 

that makes me feel better

i say do it

 

yeah thought so. thanks!

 

that doesn’t help because everyone cancels on me

 

Thank you but how dare you not go to pride

She's a lesbian.

One of the only reasons I was excited truthfully.

 

this thread should be cancelled

 

shame her for not going to pride.

 

it feels like a hate crime to go to warped tour instead of pride tbh.

 

We're gonna kill the thread when it's being useful and crowdsourcing assistance, but let it live when everyone temporarily loses their mind and talks about minions or shit?

 

I don't do crowds and don't really know where I stand in regards to the LGBTQ community

might go to this though

 

wat