The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1365

plus us brits are easy, only have +44 for our mobiles, we don't bullshit around

 

dan should be used to women not giving out their number to him by now

 

what kinda snake

 

i trick them

 

dan's the dude who'd get a number and tell the woman to stay while he texts it

 

careful

 

idk dan i kept driving. pretty big for where it was though. prob 4 ft

 

i bet ur heart stopped beating

 

okay its normal to be able to see a snake and know what it is without having to pull over and examine it for 15 minutes you fuckin degenerate

 

it was a big ass snake

you fuckin happy?

 

no



no im not happy

 

dan: hey girl put ur number in my phone

*hands phone over*

 

that's fake, it has too many numbers for dan to handle

 

Trying to decide between Galaxy S10, S10e, and S9

 

Google Pixel

 

I'll give you my number @oldjersey it's 555-867-5309

 

iPhone

 

iPhone xr

 

Derek Driving:




See's a big ass snake




Dereks reaction

 

+44 7730 798165

Bet y'all americans won't dare try it

 

Who let Dan in here this early?

 

why aren't you a comedian

 

i was up before you were a twinkle in your daddys eye

 

make Robyn and Charli xcx play Friday

 

sir this is a WENDY'S