The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1361

yeah

 

Two words for ya buddy: MONSTER. DONG.

 

okay henry

 

whoa is @ComedownMachine her side dude

 

Yeah he calls her Kait-Kat

 

i was fuming earlier yall cause i called my dad cause i think i have a slow leak in my one tire and then he started asking if dylan made it home last night cause we had bad weather and then he had the MFing audacity to say he "was a nice young man who is considerate and i really like him." i was like wtf dad clearly you are a bad judge of character

 

I’ve been saying this whole time that don is a dummy

 

This makes me wanna vomit. Those are the exact words Dyl would use to describe himself.

 

rt he’s trash

 

when are yall squaring up

he pretty much gets a b*ner every time a parent calls him a nice young man, i bet.

 

but also my dad asked if derek dated his cousins so maybe he does read people quite well after all.

 

as soon as he stops being a gd coward

 

he can’t even commit to the bit he folded like a blanket as soon as i said i wanted to box

 

when i told him about it like month later he backpedaled so hard but also he was like i genuinely do not remember saying that so maybe he's just becoming senile

 

slow songs they for skinny hos
can’t move all of this here to one of those
i’m a thicc bitch
I need @dadbolt

 

Seeing Far From Home a week from Wednesday, my first MCU pre-screening!

 

well, I got the "you're a nice guy" speech after weeks of her flirting with me and leading me on and thinking there's no way in hell she's not into me so that's done

fuck my life

 

Ian how dare you Own me in my own dojo

im going to kick your ass and everyone’s asses who liked this post @Garrett L. @tucah @iCarly Rae Jepsen @K0ta @Dog with a Blog @Mary V yall are traitors

hahaha this is hilarious and you’re the funniest person here thank you for sharing this

 

Kinda like ur dick LMAO MY ASS OFF

 

These are hate crimes

 

Y’all be nice to derek he’s got a lot going on between having 6 fingers on each hand from being inbred and having a daughter who is a furry and now Tifas boobs in the FFVII remake are slightly smaller so ya the mans got it rough

 

I will not be lectured about hate crimes from a virgin turd sniffer who mocks the freeing of slaves

 

Don is a great judge of character and I’m very touched he said so many nice things about me unprompted

 

don’t speak to my best friend that way