The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1360

Thoroughly shook

 

wdym “”replacement”” james has always been my bff

 

its a Lizzo lyric you uncultured

i know thats bullshit cause the whole reason you wanted to pretend to be dylans bff is to annoy james

 

it's a Lizzo lyric you uncultured swine

 

I just opened a box of sweet tarts and they’re almost all red this is the best thing that’s happened to me in months

 

So happy for you, best friend. Good things happen when you cut Dylan out of your life

 

that’s just not true

 

jk hope he's okay, squirrels and birds have almost ran in front of my car and I get so nervous

 

excuse me

 

purple is tied for first okay matt

 

EXCUSE ME

i meant you met me and Lola but EXCUSE ME

 

hold on let me figure out how to dig this hole deeper

 

I don’t know who that is

 

EXCUSE ME

 

Canceled

 

somehow Kate's genetic test is the least white part of this thread right now

 

@thesoftskeleton genuine question, how do you date someone with no pop culture knowledge,I'm wondering if I could do that and I don't think I could

 

whoa

 

it’s gotta be that wagon it’s his only redeeming quality

 

I listened to Lorde, CRJ, Troy Sivan for her I can only do so much.

 

you can do more

 

I'm sorry she forced you to listen to good music that makes people feel happy

 

he doesnt follow the big pop stuff but he knows my phoebe and the 1975 references so i let it slide. you win some you lose some

 

you know you’re mostly losing right

 

we listened to ariana grande this weekend!