The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1357

and sense of humor and likability

 

Omg ty ur too kind ily

 

hi friends

 

I’m funny damnit

 

on purpose?

 

It’s 50/50

 

Kinda like ur dick LMAO MY ASS OFF

 

lol good joke dyl

 

good afternoon

 

Wish I never had to poop again for the rest of my life. Apparently that’s not going to happen and is a “weird thing to say”

 

my wish is to not exist. but that gets people "uncomfortable" and "isn't for polite conversation" and "get the shock collar ready"

 

That the movie with the bald guy?

 

he had cancer asshole

 

I wish for the same.

 

I actually really liked 50/50 a lot.

 

I can’t have cancer!!!! I recycle!!!!

 

Either way, he was losing his hair so he accepted it and shaved it off

 

eating a BLT

hell yeah

 

stop lights are a pain

so many uneccessary stop lights, rather just have 4 way stop signs, so aggravating sitting at a light for 60 seconds for 1 car

or when theres 5 lights in a row and none of them match up

seriously makes me wanna take longer routes

 

@ComedownMachine you work with them?

 

Painting of a Panic Attack is such a great record

 

YES thank you for reminding me to add FR to my overnight stocking playlist

 

Frightened Rabbit and Laura Stevenson are my biggest misses ever haha. Didnt get into them until late last year and they're both top ten all time played artists for me now

 

What are you

 

better late than never

I think Hemingway said that