The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1354

They don't have depression I guess. Lucky mfers

 

I've been sober for 4 years brah, it's not that bad

 

I do

 

You were pretty well behaved except when you were talking to strangers at shows and when you were whining when I almost ditched you

 

You are strong and I commend you

 

You operate at a constant most annoying threshold

 

I respect the hell outta people who can get high n drunk in moderation tho. Never was in the cards for me lol

 

Lmao ok hot shot let’s compare

James: ohhh man this reminds me of this time I did sex with some hot twins. They both had tits and they were like the size of footballs ya know? Like 36 inch cups for sure. One of them started masturbating herself on my dick, which is huge, and then the other brushed my teeth with her coochie. It was really hot. Then their mom brought us parfaits and then SHE joined in too!!! It was super hot. I think the government should reinstate jim crow laws btw they were good. I’m a fat head

Ken: alright gang let’s discuss which bible verse makes us feel closer to God, while you all get your bibles out I’m going to start passing around the basket for donations to the local homeless shelter. By the way let’s give a round of applause for Shane and Wendy who helped run Vacation Bible School, the kids loved your Minion impressions Shane you crazy goofball.

 

I can go a long, long time without drinking and it doesn't bother me at all and I can go without weed for a while too but that one hurts

 

Both sound intolerable.

 

omg

 

I drink like half a beer once every 4 months when I'm put into a situation where I don't have any other options.

 

Blocked

 

Wow I need to go on a t break for sure

 

You can't block me!

 

I loved weed but had to give it up w everything else because it always led to other things, especially booze.

 

take two days off even and notice the difference. when I took more than a month off and then came back, shit was insane yo

 

So Ken is the sinner or am I getting this wrong?

 

Gdi I can’t stay mad at you

 

We share a name and you just come at me like this in my own home huh? Blocked

 

right, james is just having lots of totally real sex, that's fine. ken told shane that people liked his minion impressions which is clearly a lie and a sin.

 

The kids liked it, the members of the church thought it was an abomination but we’ve let worse things slide

 

Speaking of depression, I gotta wait like two or three weeks before I get a new PCP and I have nine pills left. What's the best course of action? Can i get refilled with an out of state insurance card/without insurance?

 

@Kate, are you excited for Midsommar?