The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1353

ian it’s what i deserve

 

For when someone else claims to be an ass eating pioneer

 

@CoffeeEyes17

 

He’s a virgin

 

don’t ever talk about kenneth like that again

 

gave her a Reese's today

went way better than expected

 

I just want my fucking check yo

 

It’s not an insult just a fact

 

I mean....what did you expect? Lol

 

sex with an anime body pillow is still sex

 

complete awkwardness...I operate in life by the rules of Murphy's Law: what can go wrong will so I'm always expecting the worst and hoping for the best

 

sir I asked if you needed a plastic bag

 

would you rather listen to nothing but Lil Xan for a year or lose a pinky toe?

 

Thought we weren't doing this

 

But you said you aren’t perusing it anymore so it was just a friendly gesture




Right ?

 

I've always wanted to be a character from The Big Lebowski bye bye pinky

 

invite her to lunch

 

last minute decision lol

 

she's way too pretty. just letting it be what it is right now. it'll (most likely) fall apart on its own

 

might

 

Cobra already listens to Lil Xan all the time

 

Same retweet I’ll have to be as annoying as possible

 

how do people go through every day of their lives sober? this is awful