The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1345

Me: *telling story about when I got pulled over, since we were all sharing those stories*
New coworker: “at 2am? That’s proof god exists. He saved you that night because he’s looking out for you”

 

Dulam

 

“Dude I was getting road head”

 

excuse me matt

 

God doesn't like reckless sinners. Sin in your own home.

 

ken

 

yes?

 

don't

 

I take my showers so fucking hot if it does not burn me I don’t want it. @dylan makes fun of me about it but also he’s wrong

 

I don't even know what to do with my afro anymore. I can't even pick it at this point because getting through some tangles means creating others. i try to put all the split ends in the back but there's just nowhere for all of it to go anymore

Time for a haircut

 

Yeah Jocelyn is the same it's like the temperature to boil water

 

I think he’s just trying to warn you, from experience

 

I painstakingly got it to look good today, but spending 30-45 min on my hair every day is not sustainable and it probably just makes my compulsions & anxiety worse

 

pretty sure the temp you take showers at can cause second degree burns it's ridiculous

 

K

 

surprised you're dissuading that

 

what are you implying ian

 

We're all basically waiting for you to ask us to help hide the body

 

you are very rude to my friend