The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1341

No

 

ive really gotta go number 3 but dont wanna use the community bathroom in my office building

 

please don't tell us when you jerk off

 

well

 

thread is nasty

 

Sorry i'll leave

 

wow at Dan ripping off Aliens

 

what were you doing up in aspen this weekend?

 

damnnnnn i had to go to my last resort bathroom, the gas station a couple buildings away. Somebody had just bombed it before me and then I bombed it hard. I'm pretty sure a small child would suffocate if they walked in there afterwards.

 

Stick it to the man, time theft by masturbation.

 

I'll just stick to being paid to shit

 

Number 3 is when you do number 1 and 2 at the same time btw

 

a hard feat to accomplish

 

2 late

 

phuck this phread is phucxkin gr0ss

 

butt stuff

 

I was 16 at my first job and was instructed to clean the bathroom. Someone quite literally pooped in the sink. Why would anyone do this I thought? How? This will never leave me. I will die with the image of a log in a sink embedded in my memory. Truly awful.

 

what’s the haps

 

Lol well


This hotel invited us to stay on their property to promote this new "yappy hour" they're starting on Wednesday nights for dogs and their humans

 

Ask @oldjersey for his reasonings.

 

at least they didn't poop on the floor, not that I've ever known anyone who has done that sort of thing ever

 

I work at a doctors office and buddy let me tell you, i've heard of some truly horrifying things done to our bathroom that's on the clinical side where the patients see their physician

 

that's awesome, holy shit. which hotel? Last year my state conference was at the Manor and it was really nice.