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so my friends dogs almost attacked me

he wasnt home today but he wanted me to drop off the ladder i borrowed of his

he lives out in the country


right when i entered the property in my car his 2 putbuls and 1 doberman picher chased after my truck barking at me jumping on it, i had my window down and i jumped up and tried to stick his head in my truck to bite me

i rolled up the windows and tried to back up but couldnt i was stuck''i called my friend and he didnt pick up

i was trapped

then all 3 dogs ran away

i gave it 5 minutes and didnt see them so i got out, grabbed the ladder and was taking it to the garage

then all of a sudden halfway to the garage, all 3 dogs came around the corner and just looked at me. I kept walking and all of a sudden they started barking at me and chasing me

I took the ladder that i had and threw it at all 3 dogs and took off running to my truck

i got in and they once again were jumping at my truck

i put it in reverse and slammed the gas

one pit bull was chewing the ladder

the other 2 dogs were chasing after me

i took a piece of beef jerkey and trhew it out and the dogs went for it

what do i tell my friend

 

I can’t tell if this is my favorite shakes alt or not

 

My moms family is Presbyterians, they are indeed old and libs. I am technically a member of a Presbyterian church I think

 

I don't discourage anybody who churches, but that just isn't for me.

 

Southern babapbabaptbabapbabaptibabapbabaptbabapbabaptisbabapbabaptbabapbabaptibabapbabaptbabapbabaptist hae the best bbq

 

Every. Single. Day.

 

is this @SlappinCups fave kid rock song?

 

I have a front and back patio. I’m double patioed

 

Shit
I was wrong and now I have to walk up a HILL

 

@sinbolt

 

You can brag about patios but you definitely can’t brag about ratios

 

K

 

Patio n ratio should rhyme and it does not. This is bothersome.

 

"You think Jesus wouldve been more of a Tom or Matt guy?"

 

Jesus was a carpenter so he'd deff be into built this pool

 

You tell me

 

Hey man, if you can dream it, you can do it.

Plato said that

 

I can’t do pull-ups to save my life. Wide or close grip

 

You mean Platio

 

Leave

 

I could refer you to a progressive church where some LGBT DSA people I know go if that helps

 

You've never made more sense

 

lay off the soy

 

Giving me health tips. LJ alt confirmed