The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1333

I don’t even got a patio fuck y’all

 

Your parents in DFW?

 

Does your mom get mad if you drink more than 2 beers?

 

Yeah about 45 minutes southeast of Denton

yeah she's very judgemental but she's gotten better in the last couple years. At least I can have beers here now

 

Just LOOK at this

 

He’s gonna spill cheese on his shirt FYI.

 

You have a back AND front porch

 

Who is that beefcake you're with

 

One of my favorite things is letting my grandmother try my drinks. My grandfathers beer was Natty Lite and that was too strong for her haha

 

Happy Father’s Day daddy uwu @dylan

 

Growing up in a non baptist family sounds like a great time

 

my grandmother not need other people to give her drinks to try. a few glasses of wine in and she was telling my single cousin that there is probably a girl out there somewhere for him or "maybe she hasn't been born yet" which she repeated multiple times even after telling her that hey grandma, that sounds pretty bad.

 

happy father's day to

 

Hi

 

They are....Presbyterian? Idk, whatever they're something

 

WHATS UP

 

What is user aliens exist IG I need to check on my husband

 

Meanwhile baptist families just throw shade at all other denominations while throwing their support behind highway billboards that say shit like “Seal Team Six took out one terrorist threat, but their next target should be the Obama family”

 

No.

 

How are your father days

 

You ever working and think to yourself - "wow I'm bound to this employment cause of crippling debt unrelenting bills and overall financial obligations I'm responsible for. The fuck."

 

hello Matt

 

I've been to Presbyterian churches a couple times and they're all old and liberal, it was wild

 

This checks out

 

sophie is really interested in church rn and im probably a piece of shit for not fostering that interest at all but she can do that shit with her mom. i just can’t with that crowd.