The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1323

I think he was guessing lol. You know our prince likes to be a brat sometimes

 

God I hate Father's day so much, sorry dad's out there but these Hallmark holidays are truly annoying bullshit.

 

text back "God doesn't love me Holly"

 

I dunno... I agree with Holly on this one

 

nope lol. that would turn into a whole thing.

 

Haha yeah. I guess I don’t get it when he posts shit about cummies and has bits with emojis and trolls the blink thread and then loses his shit when he gets reported haha like what did you expect was gonna happen when you push limits and test patience

 

well y’all won’t catch me in that Thrice thread anymore if it’s that easy to get banned

 

she 100% copy and pasted that from somewhere lol

 

I don’t think he lost his shit. More of a button pushing type situation imo

 

These sick fucks at the gym use “essential oils” in their spray cleaners smh.

 

Well he couldn’t stop himself is what it seems like but i don’t really know the story. Just seems to be the pattern

 

MRSA here I come.

 

Tell holly:

“Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s...”

 

Smh they should just use classic neurotoxins like every other gym. Losers.

 

no tim i will not turn on the dave matthews satellite radio station and just for asking you are going to have to listen to me sing along to thom yorke's falsetto on "reckoner"

 

so I've decided that the next male pet I have will be named Stanley in honor of Stanley from The Office and just because I think it's a cute name

on a related note: can anyone think of any cool pets that a cat probably wouldn't fuck with

see, like with the turtle, she has no fucking clue that thing even exists

 

Wait really?????

Fuck that man fuck the Lakers lol

 

dude that should be in a movie. it's not real lmao

 

haters gonna hate

 

I'm gonna be a Lebron fan until I die even if he plays for the Hornets or some shit and is mad washed up

dude needs to start tipping tho for real for freal

 

LeBron still doesn’t tip?????

I hate the NBA lol

 

nothing makes me laugh harder than when someone goes on some borderline incomprehensible tirade and Derek quotes them with that

 

Damn, aliens gone too soon (again)

RIP to a real one

 

Victory lap for the ***** thread