The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1319

Bucees sounds like the type of place Derek would take his cousin on a first date

 

Be nice to Derek or else

 

Or else what?

 

Man, the Boss Baby thing will never get old for me

 

This popcorn was labeled extra butter but in reality it’s no butter.

 

At what point does @dylan snap and just murder everyone in here?

 

Like, I want to meet him irl but I fear it might be a one time encounter and I’m leaving in a body bag

 

Dylan is the nicest person

 

bring Kaitie or Derek as a buffer

 

@dylan alt confirmed

 

Cuck thing?

 

not appropriate Kaitie

 

Oh tbh I’m just waiting on French fries

 

There is no gif that can accurately portray the fury of when I accidentally buy the almond milk with coconut in it instead of regular. And I've done this multiple times so I'm careful to check the labels and I STILL DO IT

 

Cuck thing?

 

20 more minutes

 

5 more minutes

 

UNTIL WHAT

 

until @Dog with a Blog listens to Terrain

(hahah, only bugging you cause you asked me to DM you the music and now your silence makes me think you hate it )
(anxiety is a hell of a drug)

 

GrubHub is such bullshit. How in the fuck does two $3 items at Taco Bell come out to $15

$4 delivery fee, $1 service fee, $2 small order fee, $1.20 "estimated sales tax" (see: DEFINITELY NOT the tax rate for $6 worth of Taco Bell)

this is NOT worth it. And then that's without even tipping the driver which, I would feel like a dick. I would have to pay $17-$18 for (1) Cheesy Gordita Crunch and (1) Chicken Chalupa

 

Haven’t listened yet cause I suck

 

Or, maybe you have not listened yet cause IIIII suck. Lol

 

Entirely possible