The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1317

Damn now I gotta go bald

 

My dog can’t see

 

Do it

 

was the daughter hot?
do you think it's because you can't tell the age of bald guys, like Terry Crews and Jason Statham look the same in their 50s as they did in like their 30s

 

I was more attracted to the mom. And yeah maybe haha, I dunno. Also I mean it was just a joke so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

@SlappinCups is the content you want out of me

 

I can't relate to strangers making cute flirty jokes with me haha nor do I want to talk to strangers

 

Freud has entered the chat

Yes your dogs are adorable

 

May b

 

I always miss the good shit

 

All I do is mumble and run away.

 

same

 

I would be so ugly bald

 

Went to say excuse me to a customer and deadass just looked at that small old lady and said "shoot me". Accurate. 2 hours left

 

@dadbolt was talking to a stranger and this show about me and they kept trying to get me to respond and saying my name and I just ignored them and scrolled through this thread acting like I couldn’t hear them over the music for a few minutes

 

@Dog with a Blog I am very attracted to women in their 50s as well

 

I don’t wanna say my influence is strong but I asked this band is they went to bucees and then they dedicated their whole set to bucees and then specifically talked to me about bucees after their set

 

I always talk real quiet when strangers talk to me like I'm surprised, even when I'm trying to order food or something lol.

 

which band did you annoy this time, did you just shout this out during the set

 

What the fuck is bucees? And which band?

 

dumb hick doesn't realize that strangers are possible serial killers

 

Dude was wearing a Heart Attack Man (canceled) hat and I guess has bands sign it because I could see signatures on it and when some of the band members walked by I heard him ask them to sign his hat like a weirdo. That is definitely serial killer behavior

 

Also please don’t call my best friend a dumb hick. He is smart and modern

 

I didn’t annoy it was a conversation! And Pool Kids! Good band

The greatest gas station to ever exist and every touring musician literally has to stop there. It’s literally so clean and has everything you can think of that they sell to their own jerky, fudge, every snack ever, bbq, etc. literally me liking bucees is the most Texan thing about me.

 

I was merely pointing out that talking to strangers is a Southern phenomenon and a boomer phenomenon which I do not get