The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1297

I just ate lemon pudding and a plain corn tortilla ama

 

I’m trying to figure out what I’m doing for the rest of the year and surprisingly not much at all which is good.

 

that’s weird i suddenly lost all respect for you

 

Good news - you only have to do this like 30 or so more times in your life and then you're dead.

 

finally some good news

 

Hopefully like 7 times for me

 

stop

 

I dont want to move ever again

 

I want to live forever

 

that’s fair

Think like this @ComedownMachine

 

I had to move twice last year and the locations were only like 10 minutes apart and it killed me. I can’t even imagine moving across the country twice lol. Time to hibernate

 

No you motherfucker i mean literally. I do not want to move any part of my body again

 

Well that's clearly ridiculous.

 

but then how sexy time

 

I’m hoping modern tech will catch up

 

K

 

Its 1am on a friday and I'm posting on chorus dot fm on my air mattress while eating loose turkey. What the fuck sexy time do you think there is to be had

 

K

 

Lmao

 

I’ll never forget a few years ago I released some demos and some assholes said I was untalented and a terrible songwriter and then I re-recorded those exact same songs with better production and those same guys were complementing me about how much they liked the ep

 

can’t believe @ComedownMachine has a PS4 and doesn’t play Apex Legends with @Dog with a Blog

 

Shit. Fuck. God damnit. Shit!!! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!!!!

 

I mean, you don’t either. And neither does Cowardly @Cloud