The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1288

Tasteless, and at that point it doesn't even have texture either

It's like putting shredded paper on a burger

 

I'm sorry but only shitting in public restrooms is sociopath behavior

 

I like shredded iceberg sometimes :shrug.jiff:

 

Yeah this is backwards. Like saying "no tomato, add onions."

 

Well that's two things you're wrong about then.

What, do you jive people jifts at Christmas

 

Mixed greens > Romaine

 

When it’s fresh and crisp, it has a few places. I pronounce it gif, not jiff. I was just fuckin ‘roun

 

Lemme sing over the winter song one.

 

No one is better than Romaine Reigns

 

Careful

 

Rusev

 

and next to no nutritional value

 

You're too nice I can't even tease you. lol

 

It hydrates you!

....like every other vegetable and fruit ever to grow on the earth

 

I watch people play video games

 

it's good for tacos these people are fools ken

 

@Ken did you watch The Chef show

 

well that's the least surprising thing ever

 

I enjoyed it

 

When I was an assistant manager at GameStop, I had an employee who ONLY did this and didn't actually play anything

Still so bewildered by that

 

the proper way to order is “yeet the tomato, extra onions”

 

Not yet! But it’s on my list!

 

Food feud

 

maybe they were nervous that they'd be bad?

 

@aliens exist @Hazelnutsack