The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1277

the Raptors are NBA champions y'all

still doesn't feel real

 

I WANT MY CHIPS WITH THE DIP!

 

are you writing her poems?

 

I've written two for her but we're a long, long, long way out from ever showing her, I think lol

 

Drake is cancelled

 

if you're gonna post about her you have to answer our questions and take our advice otherwise you're relegated to sanch status where no one believes you

 

that's amazing

 

fair enough. I'll keep it to myself then

 

Degrassi Aubrey is the only trve Drake

 

oh no you don't.

what are some of her favorite books and/or authors?

 

If there's a worldwide shortage of garlic bread tomorrow, don't @ me

 

do i need to short garlic bread companies? what information are you keeping secret ken?! WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT WE DONT

 

I’m starting to clean out my room to get ready for the move and I have a lot of collectibles that I don’t need.

 

how many of those fucko pop things @iCarly Rae Jepsen was talking about the other day do you have?

 

first you gotta tell me what one bit of your great advice would be

"read a book by them and talk to her about it"

 

oh no none of those. I mostly collect sports bobble heads and video game stuff.

 

what did Tonin do

 

My grandma wants to meet @dylan FUCK NO grandma why would you subject yourself to that.

 

you're the one on trial here, not me. you don't get to make deals.

 

she wants to spend time with someone her own age

 

what's your grandma's favorite author?

 

Duval?

 

for the record, this is the same grandma that said this: