The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1266

Dylan likes his balls stomped on eh?

 

I'm gonna simplify it and just say each night while Dylan's asleep, just put a plate of fries with ketchup all over them next to his head so that is the first thing he sees when he wakes up

 

I love how this is real

 

Ah, I see you tagged Mike J there, he loves Thrice!!

 

no what’s up?

 

dip his hand in the ketchup lmao bet he pees himself

 

nah he'll do that without needing to put his hand in anything

 

Do you have any personal favorites? Could you share with the thread?

 

what happened

 

I would also be interested in this, yes

 

oh yeah, order fries to share and cover them in ketchup ,obviously ,.

 

Salad or Fries - John Mulaney: New in Town (Video Clip) | Comedy Central

 

@thesoftskeleton cover the fries in KC Masterpiece and say yum good barbecue

 

i know where you can find one.

it can pop every 30 minutes or so.

 

Bestselling Author Nicholas Sparks Tried to Ban LGBT Club at His Christian School

 

grow up y’all why would you want to ruin dylans food that’s not cool

 

that’s inappropriate Nate

 

ken please no why are you doing this

 

i trusted you

 

thank you best friend derek

 

Yes this is how best friends talk to each other, very normal

 

thank you, lesser friend

 

@thesoftskeleton

1. Be sure to goof around as much as possible.

2. React to as many of his texts as you can, while in the same rom.

3. Tell Dylan what is healthy and be sure to do it early in the morning.

4. Police his food and nutrition consumption.

5. Convince Bear to bark at him while driving.

6. Bash Weezer

7. Hang out with @dadbolt and get him to say why as much as possible.

8. Talk to Dylan as much as possible as early as possible each morning.

9. Slide into his text messages and instagram DMs.

Ketchup is love.

 

Albums this week

 

The funny this is I pretty much already do al of this